But What If I Die?:
Love, Life, Sex and Chicken Salt Fries
Have you ever accidentally drunk called your ex-boyfriend's mum or let a misunderstanding run on for two years because you were too awkward to correct it and now people think you are a French exchange student?
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Well, that's Brigitte's life. It's okay though because she's concluded that if you don't laugh at yourself you'll cry, and at least laughing burns more calories.
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Relationships, jobs, love, sex, grief and insecurities, it's all in this book, spread out for you like a cheese platter. Grab a glass of wine, a bucket of ice cream and become best friends with Brigitte in this quick, hilarious read that will have you wondering:
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Is she talking about my life?!
Who is Brigitte?
Brigitte is a twenty-something introvert living on the Gold Coast, Australia. Despite the white-sand beaches, bountiful sun and proximity to paradise, she doesn’t own a bikini because she’d rather eat muffins. She is obsessed with her dog, Phil, and occasionally hosts parties, only to force everyone to play hide and seek with her.
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